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the uriel thing I just didnt erase it but if Jemmy wants to keep it we can just leave it.
BLUE JEMZ MUSICAL UNIVERSITY
Crux sacra sit mihi lux. Nun draco sit mihi dux. ALUMNAE ADVENTURES 2019. June 13, this month is acutally the seventh and last Mass or spirit day for Jemmy. I counted wrong. (No surprise) We'll put up a Renaissance fountain in his honor in the middle of the academic piazza. Then when Vanya comes to duel over it Uriel will appear and say, lay that pistol down babe (this is actually a song. google it.)God is my light. JUNE 12 Is this not the coolest thing ever? The idea that I could pay Jemmy back in some small way makes me want to flip like a dobro brother. All is cool, the webpages have to look like a regular university. Its a lot of work becuase you can't just do what you feel, you have to pay attention and that's slooooow and laborious but I guess it looks pretty professional with the bar across the top which tbh I copied from the Wellesley Website where there are a lot of gardens and so its kind of Leon like. I want to do Vanya dinner theater but I have to do this instead.
I did not mean to startle anyone with the Charlie track. I had no idea that was even in my mind. It just came out. Everything is cool we are just cleaning up the image. june 9 must thank djs for music!!!made it to dinnertime holy crepe!! June 8: ok taking the cell phone challenge not to use the cell except to listen to music, for one day. administration meetings in Jemmy's Godfather chic deans office. (sisters in charge and all that right Leon? LOL) "Godfather chic?" Yeah well I took the liberty of picking out some of your furniture. "you took the liberty?" yeah well as long as you took the liberty of putting my heart in a crusher, and my hand in the Mouth of Truth,anyways rumor had it you were kinda all over the place, might never get around to it so. "so you took the liberty". Yeah and i hope you like that renassaince fountain. "Milk dud?" Also, about my salary, I figure low billions be good."Really?" Yeah, you know start small and all that. The whole is greater than the sum of the parts."that's DIFFERENT than the sum of the parts."
. okay kayak!! lol .Here's the @metoo charlie track, only listen if you want to.
JUNE 7th: June 6 DID ELI JUST SAY JEMMY WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE OK MOUTH FULL OF FISH BUT I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE ARE WE NOT PARTNERS ANSWER YES WE IS! ok that's enough just had to jump up and down one time JUNE 5 Bless all the djs! BLESS. Never mind the yacht story. We have to copy a webpage from a school just like we did with the book cover, to get a blau engel vibe going on. GO SLOW june 4. corleone. The doctor and the patient are sessioning in a hillside cafe eating obscene amounts of fruit. It's just too close to home, says the patient. Jeeeezus. Thats how it is with psychology. O waiter, some more espresso if you would please. And could you bring us a cassata? (LOL). So anyways the sessions are NOT for TMZ OK lol NOR FOR TUMBLR . Too close to home. But the whole vibe of this thing has to be more like that page from Pierre Marie Dumont (the author of the vatican style book about music, which I copied the cover of.) This way if you say on a resume that you designed the page, people don't get nervous. Also the whole trip has to be worked out peacefully with the academic side of the crew, which we've been talking to a lot lately and they are nervous about dud travelling alone and simply picking up another posse out of habit. even if we crash at a holy hostel. Like for example the "LEON" house. Which we found out is a real place, a non profit (yeah) run by fans of BLau Engels and incidentally they are running an art exhibit if anyone cares. LOL. june 3 it turns out there already IS a MUSICAL U, but it looks like that one is kind of complicated and costs money. Jemmy's one hopefully will be free. who knows I mean who knows? Maybe Frank Hey and Lloyd and all these DJS already ARE the Blue Jemz Musical U. WHO KNOWS alhtough they ARE into tolkien and they DO seem to offer this book for free called CIRCLE OF FIFTHS so check it out!! even though I have no idea about music Im sure you peeps do so it will all make more sense.
June 2 Video been funny for a while but can still hear over the mp3 all the potions and meaty ogres prolly got the hackers all jittery JAJAJAJAJA Here is the Panzram autobiographical anthem FASTER THAN MY BEEFCAKE. The making of a violent man. It's coming to me now, uncensored, just as the violence they did to Charlie was uncensored. Charlie is a big man. He used to be a PANzy, but now he's a RAM. He jonensin for a cigarette. You better watch your mouth, I think you heard what he said. The warden got a shooter gun. In the jail closet with a box of dumb things Charlie don't even care what. 'Cause if you lookin to screw then babe he's coming for you. ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP D-X YOU BETTER RUN BETTER RUN cause Charlie Don't need no gun, all the other kids who used Charlie to get their kix u better run better run cause he don't need no bullets. HI MARTINES yeah your mic audible but a little weak. set is great tired and dont feel like dealing with whatever but we hear u!! !ALUMNAE ADVENTURES 2019. JUne 2. Roman breakfasts are notoriously noisy and accroding to rumor, you can't even sit down or you have to pay extra. the sessions are wacky I say we just lay off for a while. GEEEEZ. Its funny but its just too damn close for comfort. "ok we'll just hang out."Browsing about the bookstores in Vatican City, they check out histoire de coeur style books-believe it or not people are starting to write about musical psych. We'll copy something like this to tone down the gangsta vibes on the page so people don't get nervous. Thats what you want, right? "Well just take a picture of the cover- lets take one step at a time.
june first vulcano rivers do tend to create dusk and haze.. The angel of histoire is working on a blau reiter blau engel blau jemz collab prolly gonna be gut toribio u sik!!welcome mx— and beautiful swimmers too mos definite!the whole day was killa. ok we dont need bugatti mechanics it could be centuries befire we need that! good to see mawkus and mo with the mercy!! also the scroll set with jazz!!! i was a little slow today so if news hits the radar ill report it�👩🎓31 Maggio 2019. folLowing a three day fish and fruit feast the alumnae kick off their istoire de coeyr tour and we’re looking for bugatti mechanics sugary seconds extras (salty grips and gaffes too)all proceeds go to nose rehab for velvet negroni so he can help fetty sniff out haze cultivos Brian Chase was chosen to do the commencement address at the BLUE JEMZ MUSICAL U graduation, due to fact he showed up with a shirt that said LISTEN which kind of made his case right there all by itself. The entire speech was lifted from Charlegmagne Palatine who was rather flattered and took brian out for a spin in his uracan.
While Meandering through Munich-flavored dreams in a fog of nostalgia,
Bishop Georg Ganswein was paid a surprise visit by Vogue Ambassadors Love Injection who presented him with a pineapple hued bishop hat courtesy of Blue Jemz Boutique, so he could walk in the graduation parade. Meanwhile back in Brooklyn Dr Diamondstein paid a surprise visit to the Lot to sell diamonds and other jemz, wearing a petbrick TM tee which immediately hit sold out status on amazon, while Milk Dud planned to pay a similiar visit to a local media outlet by parachuting in off of a hijacked seaplane with a detachment of fish crazed trashcats, using a tropically hued parachute that said "LOT RADIO PIR PARACHUTE INTERGALACTIC RADIO PROMOTION TOUR". Milk dud may I see you for just a moment please? Said Jemmy. Dammit, doctor!
At breakfast the doctor presents dud with a flat black hat. Look at that you made it t hrough a year at Musical U.. It's a miracle!! OMG can I put a pineapple and a flamingo on that? after the ceremonials we can drag the strip. There is no way in hell I am gonna boost a bugatti for u ok. Dammit Doctor. And quit cussing. U just said hell doe. ok ok ok
After a plate of fish fry and one of those good old heart to hearts with Jemmy about all kinds of shiz including shakira and K'naan and the name "justin" and music promotion, Dud fell asleep in the confessional humming "faster than my beefcake" after Jemz threw the wrastler off the roof of St Peters. (the wrastler actually got a reality show gig of it since some paparazzi were hanging around with nothing to do waiting for Pope Francis to barber some homeless winos and when they saw jemz throw him off the roof they thought he could fly since Jemz is not publicly visible And flying wrestlers is a big attention getter. bigger than parachte promoters maybe.). In fact she didnt even get up to lock the door or take off her hoodie. The last thing she heard was Roman birds tweeting about the sundown..and then they were tweeting about the sunrise, and she fell asleep again until 715 HOLY SHIT. Some of those Jemmy sessions can sure make you tired, can I just say. Good thing nobody goes to confession these days. Biscotti time, people.
vatican city 30 maggio 2019. At the sistine chapel, a self satisfied milk dud sneaks into an empty confessional to drink a Roman smoothie and have a snooze. "hello, milk dud". Jemmy! says an overjoyed dud. haven't seen you in a minute. "I was busy with my angelic crew" says the doctor. "So how do you like this whole Musical U idea? pretty cool huh" says a boastful dud."Yeah I like it" says Jemmy. And it goes with my old idea about Uriel and yadda yadda. "Be a lot of work though"the doctor muses. Yeah work yeah well that's where u come in see, I figured you could take that from here. "What?" well you know I gave you the inspiration and all so I figured seeing as how I finished up all that stuff u put me onto pretty much "finished? we not finished.--we're just starting."
Vatican city 29 maggio 2019. blue Jemz was in vatican city, having been invited for the feast of Pope saint Paolo Pesto who was a very cultured Guy. Jemz was holding court in the sistine chapel w tih a crowd of musical angels including the entire 32d detachment of flute players from yesterdays show forget the name. They were planning a gig called Paracosmic. Academy records was flashmobbing a set of German (and French) tracks, much to the delight of monsignor Georg Ganswein, who missed Germany and whose deal with Vogue had fallen through due to a lack of Pineapple hued bishop hats. Siobahn and the Voidz had been hitting local clothing shops to find some, without any luck. the academy flashmob dropped a song called rendevous which prompted the entire musical U to rendevous at a restaurant called Histoire de Musique, parking their lamborghinis in the middle of the road and blocking traffic for miles. Meanwhile, Pope Benzadrine planned to throw an ocean full of salt on the crowd at the Wednesday audience in honor of Pope Pesto, then escape to Castel Gandolfo, leaving the supremely diplomatic frank Hey to do damage control. Frank Hey was sheltering in the Vatican hiding from angry right wing Euro fanatics who had risen up to protect the purity of their music against his Ivory Coast Bootlegging boats, which they claimed were illegally loaded with icloud rips. SP was working 24 7 to find Frank a passport to anywhere in the name of God that would take him, because the lot radio was sure running up a bill for fish fries and fine wine, (and as for where they were accessing sweet water,well let's just say Rome supposedly has some public fountains ) while her staff had their hands full trying to expunge the records of Lloyd the legend, which had multiple possession and distribution of haze paraphenelia, cultivation, and 24 unserved sentences of 25 to life.
hey lot radio another slammin day and vaya voidz check the pharoah jacket now that looks like it took a minute to sew that joint!!! the beach day was cool complete with off the cuff rap riffs and note the blueberry strawberry pinya letters on the bergsonist tee shirt rn we salute lot radio and joyce and 1432 and all adibjan djs rh rn u all sik!! plus blu jemz musical u is a proud sponsor of spelman u and hbc u and many other places of note!!!nd dj with turban and with pinya tank great fashion choice!! plus totally love that veil thing its so araban princess!! if yall was paying attention to adijan didnt the dadju riffer say jamais oblige? which —look it up for a good way to treat like a lady. imma have to add that in to @metoo MUSICAL UNIVERSITY FEATURING A WHOLE HONKING PINEAPPLE HUED MUSICAL PSYCHOLOGY DEPARTMENT WITH BLUE JEMZ, D. PSYCH.AS CHAIR WHERE ARE THEY NOW? MUSICAL U ANNUAL ALUMNAE ADVENTURE ANNALS It's always good to look back at the adventures of the alumnae of Musical U to see where are they now? Jemmy of course has become the dean, mayor president king emperor and whatever else. Milk dud writes down everything he says, figuring she'll put it into an album, then forgets which page its on and can't find it. The white collar Gabuzzos went to Wall Street and became day traders. They were known as the short sale sheisters after that. The street crew Gabuzzos went to work for a Lamborghini factory somewhere in Europe, no one is quite sure where but the cars are beautiful. R dot and Biker bob run the US imports off of long island. BEP is a "facilitator". Frank Hey, Lloyd the Legend and crew along with Dred Disco became bucchaneer music pirates off the Ivory coast, trading in bootleg or "booty" sounds which obviously they concealed in their boots while being checked out by dockside customs authorities. Vogue actually did a piece on it in which they lauded the pinya forward fashion statements of most of the djs. Nick became the Pope, calling himself Benzadrine after a little known saint from the 13th century. Vatican pasta got really salty after that. SP went for secretary General of the UN general council, won, and declared anarchy and dissolved all forms of government and a perpetual amnesty for everybody in Geneva and wherever else. Funkopops became a developer for the DQ blizzard R and D crew, while NJ and Toast made marketing Gifs and JP held staff meetings. Trashcat became chat cat, the star of a youtube reality show that rivalled Selena and Ronaldo on Instagram. So the inauguration honorary doctors of note including todays djs!! And as we can see we got the edit page unhacked yesterday and all is cool. have a good holiday
superior elevation really cool version of ave maria rn not to memtion God was sighted as well hello gabrielle your look might be kooler than a pinya hue tee by guess company! to say nothing of the sounds coming out of the booth but also the guy from dublab was sick too and punisher! so basically all day and the plants gonna be so happy tho ugh this wont win me any pun prizes please forgive me if i say the progeamming ay the lot was optimo today.jaaaaaaaaaaa ZuRIcH coming through withtl the ITALIAN!!!!amazza pero !!! obv marvy is just camped out at the lot on furlough from zion rn lol hellllllloooo cool breeze hi olive !looks like the pink panther has battle fatigue no wonder he high all the time and ok so I can't not say this, these names are just too great like as for example the HIGH SUGAR CONTENT and then WRECKED? LOL these have to be titles especially where you could say CEM is short for CEMENT which is coming out of a volcano. I can't stand it. Even though its technically the domain shizzy that got wrecked due to strife and all that, ok so what we can just rebuild it a la bluescemi, we can rebuild it just like it was a set of stairs, and this time, it will be better maybe. And I'm still laughing which goes to show. I have a lot of laughter like stowed up from the therapy.
18 may is the full moon. Yes I had a good time with the quiz. 13 May is the last of the seven Masses or spirit days for Blue Jemz (or Bluscemi) if you are looking after his spirit. We are jamming to Moonlight Ladies by Julio iglesias which has become this week's Blue Jam!(get it blue jemz, blue jamz?) Yes it is mushy. Yes julio is a fantoche. We like the song anyways.
Hi, Welcome to Histoire De Coeur, a Course on Applied Musical Psychology This course is UNDER CONSTRUCTION. My name is Maddy and I like the moon, Milk duds, Maseratis, Music and Rose McGowan's @Metoo Movement. (insert pic of Rose here.)
The Ten Padre Pio Precautionary Ps: Prima Pensa, Poi parla, perche parola poca pensata porta pena. The Seven Ls. You have to refer to the Doctor for that one. The Seven Marfa Myth Ms: Maria the Mistical Mexican Mother of Mo Musica Mercy. LOL. More Ms from Maddy: Maseratis, Milk Duds, McGowan's Me too and Musical Psychology.
“There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan.” You might not know that music is also psychological but it is.
This is easter week. Check out Johnny della Roccas house classic I Want it to be Real. So many versions WOW just goes to show a song has as many versions as it does listeners AMMAIRITE? LOL Right not I'm jamming on the Farley Hot House Piano Version. So the materials here are four main themes: GANGSTA (GABUZZO) SOUL REBEL (THE BARRIO), MUSICAL THERAPY (WITH BLUSCEMI) THE STORY OF YOUR HEART. (CHERRY CRUSHA.)
The materials on this website will be submitted to Skandalon Skoolz as an independent study musical psychology project counting for academic credit. Each week for four months, a song from Cherry Crusha's album HISTOIRE DE COEUR, (which if it had a label it would be, the virtual mashup record label Dischi di Dionisio, and if there WERE a record store, it might be, available at all MO MERCY record stores ) will be studied to understand the psychology of it as well as enjoy singing it.
The album, is dedicated to DJ LLOYD, and the concept of musical psychology I owe it to Blue Jemz. And a big ups to LOT RADIO BROOKLYN for making this possible. Music is also phenomenological which is an unfamiliar word which relates to reality. I am writing a paper on phenomenologies of sacrifice HERE, scroll down and CLICK ON STANSFIELD PIC.
Skandalon Skoolz is part of The Valanga di Vita Company, Inc., an educational non-profit organization.
DOCTOR JAMES BUSCEMI "BLUE JEMZ" MUSICAL PSYCOLOGY: A CASE STUDY. Correction: It's actually BLUscemi. With an L. JAJAJA I can't stand it. I just can't stand it. Think you're smart enough to skip the whole subject? Not so fast! Take The Bluscemi intro quiz.Maria, the Mystical Mexican Mother who has Mo Musical Mercy on the Mafia. LOLOL I can't stand it. I just can't stand it. I blame this entire fiasco on Bluscemi. LOL. I LOVE HIM SO BAD I considered adding Marfa in here but that would be nine Ms, and the Lloyd Ls only has seven, right?
SUNDAY APRIL 14, the 6th Mass for the spirit of Blue Jemz, if you are looking after his soul say a prayer or send good vibes as always, especially today, which is the Sunday of palms and prolly a jackpot of graces are available.
THIS PAGE MAY BE THE BIGGEST DUMPSTER FIRE YOU"VE SEEN IN A WHILE BUT IF IT EVER GETS ClEANED UP IT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE!!! JAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We are all deeply aggrieved and saddened to hear the news of CTT's untimely passing. An inquest has been ordered. For the funeral dirge, please see the HISTOIRE DE COEUR page by clicking on the heart rock above. It's from the cornelius brothers, which 42 plaeyd right after they played Mercy Me and I looked for who did those vocals on the internet its called treat like a lady, cornelio brothers, but the one I used for CTT is called, "its too late to turn back now." ALSO I JUST ERASED WHOLE MESS OF STUFF BUT ITS OK AND NOW I FOUND IT AGAIN! IM SUPPOSED TO BE LETTING THE WHOLE THING SETTLE OUT ANYWAYS.
anyone who trash talks or humiliates people in a sneaky and backhanded kind of way can go down to the Parthenon where there are many Grecian columns. Get the drift? Good, glad u do, sure are a sharp one.
Dear Dr. Books and Dr. Daze, I do apologize for the lateness of my dissertation. I am confident that after you hear it you will concur, it's "a Real Mother For Ya." And I mean that, on so many levels, in so many ways, its quicker than Zygmunt Baumann and more rhizomic than Deleuze and Guatari, may they rest in peace. I had no intention of being tardy, and was planning to take the train to your college, but however there was a thick impenetrable layer of DUSK AND HAZE in my psyche which impeded proper planning.and it is only now that I have been diagnosed with the sickness, which I have become too shy to explain. (please don't laugh at the idea that I feel shy because I swear to you that I do.) I do assure you that while we gabuzzi often mock academe, it is not malicious, but only to get you all down off your high falooting thoroughbred horses. By way of proving that my studies are adequate to receive the degree, (and I hope you can prove the same to me)I quote the following sources and if I continue to have cherry hurl insomnia which I have never been plagued with before, I will add to this and spiffy it up for presentation.:
Italo Calvino, if on a winter's night a Gabuzzo
Umberto Eco, the Name of the Rose (-colored maserati)
William Shakespeare, A midsummer daze dream
Art in Medieval manuscripts: The books of Lells (most people believe it is Kells, but actaully it begins with L for a total of Three Ls) and this is the basis of chapter five of my dissertation; I do assure you I was not high on sugar base when I wrote it (ask Burroughs, a resurrected Baudelaire and Kerouac they were having espresso with me at the Piazza Navona
The works of Chekov including, the three Gabuzzos, the cherry and fig orchard, and Uncle Valentino
James Joyce, Fusco's wake and Fucci's Funeral
A Hundred Years of Bullshit, By Gabriel Garcia Gabuzzo
San Gabu and the Devils, by dylan Thomas
Civilization and its Mafiosi, by Sigmund Freud
The Trial of Riina and Riccobono, by (name redacted)
The Consolation of Blood Oranges, by Boethius
The Gabuzzo Manifesto, by Karl Marx
The once and Future capo, by Al Capone
Pygmalion, by George Bernardo Gabuzzo
The Principles of Mathematics, by Isaac Nucci
Then lungen gabuzzi to geyne in Pilgrimages, by geoffrey chaucer
The Prison Notebooks, by Antonio Gabuzzi
Cry, the Beloved Volcano by Gambino della Rocca
Lady Gabuzzo's Chocolate Box, by DH Lawrence
The Tales of Gabuzzo de Maupassant
A Critique of Pure Bullshit by Emmanuel Kant
A Fraudulent Contract, by Rousseau
Waiting for Gabuzzo, by Jean Paul Sartre
Heart of Javelins, by Joseph Conrad
pilot playlist (short enough to handle) Breakfast with Leon.
This is from Matilda
Mo Mercy Me
"Commadri" vibe. Selections from the Godfather's repertoire.
"im so gangsta" vibe. Selections from Post Malone fetty and the like
"young soul rebels" vibe. Selections from Dexys Midnight Runners
SECOND HALF OF SHOW.
"latin dance vibe" Selections for those who would rather cumbia than siesta.
C is for Cookie by Cookie Monster. Well if pork chop can do it I can do it JAJJJAJAJJAJAAJJJ
and from that Emma Stone movie, Replace the lyric "I live among the creatures of the night" with "Lloyd djs for the Juice Queens of the night".
(juice queen, just a gay guy who takes chemicals to lift more weights. ok check lloyds IG story. this is not a mean word, its just like drama queen. The explanation will be with Blue later, the whole thing is totally psychology and it tires me out tbh, I dont understand it whatsoever.) ok its a joke because the Miley song is psychological so then I need a joke. So thats the joke. LAST WEEK on Cherry Crusha's popular show "This is from Matilda", we welcomed special guest MO MERCY with a leaked track from their smash youtube blow out Mo Mercy Me. Now CLICK THE PINK VINYL RECORD FOR THE FINAL SONG ON THE LP, THE VENDETTA SONG, NOW ON THE WAY. Albums are harder than you think, ok. LOL. at the top of the page, you can hear the invasion of Shorty Guzman. APRIL FOOL! we are going to explain the whole thing with Blue later. Stay tuned!
There is a full moon this week ok I did not forget. God puts on a show, and it's free so check it out. The spirit of Grace actually did give me a song, which is done now. Those of us who are taking care of the spirit of Blue, this is the fourth Mass. So say a prayer or whatever your heart suggests to you. "stay down. It's healing time." This is how hard it is for Dr. Blue to enter into the world of the gabuzzos. If it's scary for them, think of how it must be for him.
If you are searching for the baguzzos ask yourself who am I? and who are the gabuzzos? take Kevins advice, PLAN B.
(If you look at the trajectory of this case study, Kevin rowland entered the scene in Mid november and the thread morphed from that time onwards. I'm not saying angels were behind this change up, you have to figure it out for yourself) Go to 3:50 and following to hear the spontaneous riff of Plan B. Ok yeah Maddi not in chat, Maddi in Yemen, or like tibet or someplace far far away. LOL. That bugatti hubcap is actually Blue's doctoral thesis. (its still being tweaked so like I said hit him up in his office if you wish.) That's how much the Gabuzzos have morphed over the past 6 months. Ok I just can't resist this its too good. Click the confessional for a reflection on how music can read your mind. "music knows it is and always will? OMG LOLGod bless us all, we need it bad.!! The Leon paper now has 100 pages, yes, The Paper Queen is in glory rn! YYAAAAZZZZ click pic to read it! Not saying its a slayer but it's an articulation of my heart, after listening=musical psychology.
Pier Giorgio Frassati (died age 24 in Turin Italy) has been called the man of the beatitudes and those showed up in the gospel for feb 17. God bless everybody and its still quiet in Milk dud land, Click for novena to blessed Pier Giorgio.
CLICK THE MILK DUDS AND HERE IS THE MILEY TRACK MENTIONED IN THE LATEST EPISODE OF ADVENTURES WITH HAZE KINGS THANK YOU, what else is there to say? LOT RADIO WW TAKEOVER
To carry on the work of BJ in a small way, I am promoting his profession in this months Fabuzzo, which isn't really a Vanity anyway. No song so far.
Angels are always jamming, I mean, that's their thang, ammi rite? So--In honor of BJ and the whole Ethiopian crew, this is the perfect jam:"shi" although ten to one it does not mean shy in their language. Let's hope he's dancing with those guys on the bus. I am still here ok, if you cna't figure out why I'm quiet, than I can't explain it. My spirit is not the same as before and I have tried to get back to before and its useless. BEN TORNATO biker bob and let us not forget, (actually had forgotten until now) for those of us who are tending to the spirit of BJ, that his third month anniversary is February 14, (this comes from a tradition of some people who honestly I can't recall rn what culture they were from but they used to say Masses seven months in a row, and then seven years if you can believe it) and the more people bless, send good vibes and/or pray, the better it will be.
BJ's MUSICAL MAFIA HOMEPAGE. this page is in honor of Blue jemz, Frankie V, Lloydski, and the whole family of Lot radio Brooklyn and sometimes Times Square.
Dies gut blessing ist frei, like Nichtlicht scheschatten. To let you all know, you are never forgotten. This blessing goes out to 40 Deuce, for that kind of badness, there ain't no excuse. And to Nikki and fawlty, and tm so chill, it's making the rest of the city ill. for an absent God dollar we will still up and holler, and for djs of the dawn we will get our fan on. And for punks of the night, everything is "aiiiight." lol Amen. God bless you all, if the haze got my tongue, it doesn't mean God won't bless everyone.
IF YOU EVER HAVE TROUBLE LISTENING TRY THIS ONE.That said, its not clear whether a major smoothie riot is in the works in places where "testardone" gabuzzos don't actually feel like listening to Aeolus or anybody else except themselves. We are doing our best however to keep order in the outlying provinces.
this just in..human pitch and rihanna nabbed on riot charges after bombing local dance clubs with glitter in botched cosmetics promotional stunt. If Jonesing for haze, you lose your control, remember "we must all endure these trials of our soul." Ok dont even pay attention to me anymore ok just go read dylan dog or something. we wont go hungry if we stick together. it's cold, hopefully no one else will die in it tonight. Jean Reno the actor who had the role of Leon, was and maybe still is a fan ofAbbe Pierre God bless the fans of old school rap all the way down to fetty wap. And may the rappers come to a gladsome end where their shooters are not their only friend. May God almighty bless you all, from Dave Harrington to Druggy Paul. And may you sleep well, under angels' wing, so that you can arise and sing. Amen.
TANTISSIME GRAZIE A BRIAN SHURA SAL MOGOLLON MA CH SCHERZIAMO VOIALTRI SIETE MONDIALI.
29 Genn been listening like a FIEND out here, holy cannoli, takes practice. the triple L record club, can all of us funky ducks join this somehow ? LOL Though it needs more L's, needs at least three or four more. But no, says Jah, just be quiet for once and listen. You dont need any more Ls right now, you have to pay attention to teh ones I told you. And FURTHERMORE that willie wonka stuff that Dave Harrington was streaming made me remember the lot pops, which we got to get some of that fired up again. Right? I mean, wonka had life down to a science. rivers of chocolate with waterfalls and boats made out of it too.. I mean, how could we forget that?
27 Gen. Remember the 7 Ls? Remember the last one, was uncertain since the spirit never actually said what it was for, so LETS GO sounded like a good ending, so put LET'S GO? It's actually for LISTEN. Maybe Let's go can be 8.? 26 Gen. DTW bringing it again with BEEWACK (better to bee wack than be whacked anyways although teh bees are killa) and another musical muscle car just rolled up to the Lot. No wonder peepal been checking stuff out. So sick. Rustam Ospanoff totally listening, this set is really sweet, thanks. really appreciate u comign out on three hours of sleep. Totally LISTENING, and pay no mind to the soplones. Who even heard them? it's like the wind that whistles in the alleyways on a cold night and all it does is blow the trash from one sidewalk to the other. 25 gen. Jah bless the whole family of Lot Radio, may you be safe, may you be free, may you live in paradise eternally. this plane isn't dropping haze bombs, the java script isn't working so yeah open to suggestions here lol
Week of Jan 21 Full moon week. Here comes CTT and there goes CTT after dropping a sick set. .good job devoye, had to look that one up, means devoted. I would be in the chat shouting out my devotion, But since I've been listening to Jalous instead of just assuming it was about ferraris, "LES HOMMES JE LES CONNAIS SONT SANS PIETE." And that's no woman talking, that happens to be a guy so I mean, it isn't just "some jealous beeyatch". It's a guy saying it about other guys, including himself because if you listen carefully he says "je hai del autre cote, meaning, I have been a jackass so many times myself. Now maybe you agree maybe you dont but thats an honest guy right there. Just saying. POSITIVE REALITY basically just scares negative reality so it gets all jumpy. You guys always bring it every time. An alternative gosepl. Jah had ben acting sad all night despite the reggaeton beats of Positive R and NYCR. You got any idea whats up? dud whispered to John who always managed to get the seat right next to Jah. Cna't get jack out of him, john whisterered back. Desperate to cherr God up, Milk dud said, so Jesus, listen these two cops walke into a bar. Its a kosher bar so" Dud please Im trying to pray" at that moment, batshit s unmistakeabe voice is heard. Have at thee blackguard, he shouted.(he had been trying to learn Englsih by listening to Sharkespeare videos.) Dude talk to the judge, i just need my take home siad the soldier.anyways we here for Jah Jah, the rest of u all can ditch u nless you have outstanding warrants which I will tear up if you give me a reason to do so, siad the honest. cop.
THE ADVENTURES OF HAZE KINGS CONTINUE
Unfortunately, the duet between Lloyd and Fetty Known as "again" was nudged out of first place at the "haze junkies choice awards" by a sugary and rolf worthy dud number, "Haze flag". Since this is almost as bad as Tay tay, miley and ariana singing George Michael on cotton candy, we do apologize. Also when these tracks just get cut without rehearsal or lyric tweaking they kinda scratchy.
THE MACK GETS SACKED (with mangoes). At Gangsta HQ, wap was having none of Ocasio's white girl rap. After she went back to Washington, where, he reminded her with glee, aint nobody got bling in the bank lately, He fired up an all night beer pong game with his boys, and blasted ghetto beats from the roof while he vetted his homies for another haze takeover stealth mission. Milk dud is history, he said, she's just trippin on that fool and his disco posse out in the city. But I got Frankie's haze maps out of her muchillo when she was passed out. He waved the map around. Who's down for another run at the fields? Give it up, confetti. Lloyd said quietly. The fields belong to Jah. You wont be getting any sleep until you quiet down. Who let u in, sugar man? Fetty said. I tole u I was out. Go dance ballet with your freaks. You bustin no one with your bleached out bedhead weave, Lloyd answered in a matter of fact way. Behind all that, you just a scared little ratero. "I know u want to get hazed again, baby. That gangsta lifestyle been driving u crazy." "OK I want haze but I ain't dealing with u." That's just your pride talking, and u know that its true. I'd go out of my way to heal u. I ain't playing no games to cheat you." Fetty attempted to answer back and shook his mind for somethign to rhyme with "foo'" which is what he wanted to call Harris. Instead he found himself laying his firearm on the table. Aaight, look there it is ok. Fair enough, said the legend, laying a sack of mangoes on the table. Here.
RETURN OF HTE MACK is just, a bad detour, but it is the way Fetty Wap is feeling rn because he "cruisin" like a bad boy, and he has convinced himself that left all the hassle behind. Because, when the haze on your tail at three oclock in the morning, sure its' a trip but don't u think about just sliding out the back? OF COURSE YOU DO, we all human. (And authors' note? The most appealing way is anarchy because deep down, as Sarah Bareilles says, who died and made anybody king of anything? Except haze king, which is an office bestowed by Jah. So in my gut I am deeply suspicious of any kind of authority and only a sugar coma can convince me otherwise.) As Fetty arrived at headquarters to regress back to slammin Gabuzzo style, he was confronted by Alessandra Ocasio Cortez, who urged him to reconsider.(you can see her in the video but the portrayal is off.) Wap, we can fight this thing, she said compellingly. "nothing doing, honky tip queen" fetty shot back. "HONKY?" yeah girl u whiter htan a sugar pop rn. And speaking of sugar, dud been making me sick. U should be talking at her, not me."
THURSDAY Jan 24. This JUSTIN -- PORK CHOPS for dinner, Amourette won the Oskars, Mann. (help me now lol.) Local news feeds are MUTE, and have not been able to get further intel on the situation at Sloane Kittering, since a heavy haze has been hanging over the hospital all day. An unconfirmed source said that a red faced doctor whose corrupt governor friend attempted to wreck Haze King crops by crop dusting with bad seed, was being held hostage after losing consciousness during some kind of argument, and that an overeager and reckless Milk dud, en route to join Wap in the mazerati, had passed out in the hallway and been returned to the sugar ward.
AKA MORE CRAZY COLLEAGUES As the packet of Lloyd prime hit the floor, the doctor's already red face began to glow like a pomegranate. (not a lulo granata or a pinya colada but we digresse.) Suddenly, an unfamiliar voice with a friulian accent entered the conversation. "you hypocrite" it said. "brood of vipers, who told you to blame my crew for your power hungry robotic consumeristic and NOT VERY ANALOGUE empty soul? It was the voice of non other than deceased film director and outspoken social critic Paolo pasolini. The doctor recognized him, as he had been troubling the doctor's conscience in dreams. batshit ? the doctor retorted. I knew the circus was in town, just didnt know they had a zombie sideshow this time. Hurry batshit, your precious street dog is escaping in my Mazerati. There are VARIOUS WAYS out of the neighborhood--and back to the backwoods of GEORGIA where the poor little no account people RULE. still, you KNOW all the WAYS--so You might be able to stop him before the cops do. Just be careful-I dont' think he's had his shots." speaking of shots, while the doctor was distracted, Harris had pulled his sugar piece and seized the moment to let it fly, hazing the doctor into some nebula far, far away from 42nd street.
WED Jan 23. THANKS forty deuce those stories are so great, the music is so great, thanks Spurge and Noah for "projects". thanks Fawlty for "advice". DOCTOR FERRARI STANDOFF We got to stop him, lloyd said, the sugar gas has unpredictable behavior. He and dud yanked a bedsheet from the stretcher and prepared to follow Wap out the window. "not so fast" shouted the Mazerati-bereft doctor, fuming in the doorway after having figured out instantly what was afoot. Well well well if it isn't Haze King harris and one of his pathetic little groupies. Too bad for you rubes, my friend is the governor of that particular neck of the backwoods where you been growing your contraband. We just might be running a water pipe through there to water our golf course out in snazzville or wherever. As he gesticulated wildly, his face appeared puffed out from some kind of stimulant. U sure you don't need a few days in the sugar gas ward, LLoyd said softly, reaching for a small pistol concealed in his kicks. As if in reply, a bag of Lloyd prime haze fell out of the doctors pocket onto the floor.
THE BAMBOOZLEMENT BACKFIRES come and get your love,k said harris, "Sammiches?" Wap groaned. I wanted sky juice. .No cuppa juice for now, lloyd replied. R dot was on hte ovens, he has an obsession--Sammiches it is. Unbeknownst to the lot crew, while pretending to jam to Rdots stream of Unscented reggae and obscure french arabic garden academy trax, Lloyd had been eavesgropping on dud and wap. So, yeah, lloyd you need to hit the hangar, brotherman. Siad feppy wat. There's a jonesy tribe up north preparing for war over the few remaining sugar stashes. Indeed, lloyd mused. Whereabouts might that be/ Up in the Sierra nevadas, said fetty. At that place where they grow pinas for the coladas, dud shrieked at the same moment. wap elbowed her in the gust but too late. They grow pinyas in the northern territories? lloyd rasied an eyebrow. They must have a big greenhouse. Now see dats it now, thats it, Fetty lost his cool. Home girl been trippin on you so bad she hurling cherry juice all over my slippers, I aint down with this ish no more, I'm OUT. grabbing a hospital gown as a parachute (better than a record jacket anyways) he leaped out the window. "Fetty!" they cried, as he managed to land in the drivers' seat of a doctor's rented Mazerati
BRAINSTORMING. At the sugar gas coma ward at Sloane Kittering, the remorseful Legend had gone off to find snacks for the disoriented Fetty Wap, while Wap brainstormed with his buddy cop, striving to plan the bamboozlement of said legend with the hope of gaining access to unlimited trips of sugar. initially they were sketching out a plan that he ride Hidalgo style to drop haze on sugar-starved Lakota Sioux tribes. Dud, idk about this, said wap dubiously. You don't seem to be thinking clearly plus the legend said we need to groove with Jah before makign any moves. Dude, Im jonesin, forget the titrate, we run things, dud fidgeted. We can hit Jah up later. Now I have the map of haze king territories, I jacked it off Frankie's desk earlier when I was more myself. But the hospital won't discharge us until the sugar gas is out of our system. homie that could be days, we got to do this like yesterday. How about we light off some lulo grenades in that dumpster down there and then blow out the back entrance? Maybe fabio is out there with some butts, we could get his advice on that. Girl, you cant even get to the bathroom wihtout falling down, wap replied. But a lot of people seem to be distracted by DK rn. maybe we could send ASTRO NAUTICA they might use some dat SPORTS SONG odwalla energy drink to shoot over to the haze field district, wap suggested. Suddenly Lloyd appeared in the d oor, and said, Here's some snacks for the woozy. Come, and get your love.
.TUESDAY . 22 Gen. Astro nautica voialtri siete la malattia proprio pericolosa.wwwsportsongs.com Im chilling offsides but big ups to the pm djs, Deewee to the Max cetera cetera. You thought that was the bridge of angels, bernini innit? but no actaully its being built by music from Lot Radio district right over to Rome. have to write that into the saga too. lol. So yeah Soul Clap what sound can OG sicilian NOT make with the mouth, animal sounds, voices, musical instruments and all sound perfectly legit. As well as recite danta lighe poetry and speeches of Cesare from memory too even though illeterate. that was great di maggi!!! you skilla!!! need to write that into the saga somehow lol WILL DI MAGGIO PROVIDES SOUNDTRACK FOR LOT RADIO/CAstel sANT ANGELO CONSTRUcTION PROJECT. Sick mofo beat master di Maggio showed up unannounced at Lot radio district to enable Soul clap to construct a bridge allowing Musical mafia to cross while an Italin Dj what was the name, bamboozled the carabinieri by making a dead on imiatation of a police car and then announcing "ALL CARS TO REBIBBIA THERE HAS BEEN A HAZE KING ESCAPE."which of course was ridik, since the haze king has never been apprehended by law enforcement due to he just hazes them out.
HARRIS VISITS WAP AT SLOANE KITTERING Back at Loane Kittering, Lloyd was at the bedside of an apparently still groggy Fetty wap. "dude, I'm sorry I had to haze you out, the legend said softly." Brotherman, why did u do it? Fetty groogged. My head feels I drank a case of Remy, boy.JAJAJJ. I can't let haze fiends like you and dud control the field. The haze would all get spewed randomly into the air without any kind of purpose. Are you saying the fiends can't handle haze right now? fetty said, with a touch of hostility. You have to groove with Jah first, lloyd explained and you been groovin with the 1738 crew too long, you lost the thread. As the haze breath wafted into the room, Wap breathed deeply and calmed down. Hey can u go get me a cherry somoothie at the cafeteria? Ask fabio, he'll give u one for like 755% off. Now see you overdosing, lloyd said kindly. You got to titrite the haze. Maye some popcorn for now ok homie. He's gone, said dud.ok heres the plan. There was an awkward silence for about three millenia as dud tried to find her way out of the exploding super haze galaxy trail, left when Lloyd exited the room.
MONDAY. 21 Gen. MLK DAY. CRAZY COLLEAGUES AMBUSH FABIO WITH FREESTYLE IAMBIC WATER PIPE RAP CRAZY COLLEAGUES SUCCEED IN LOCATING HAZE STASH IN LOT RADIO DISTRIcT. While nursing lulo tree crash wounds at Lot radio court yard, CC again attempted to ambush Parasecoli who was examining the possibility of concealing the portapotty behind a guanabana bush. taking a smoke break under pretext of Shakespeare poetry review, they lured fabio by asking him to "pray play upon yon water pipe which we can use to run water into the container" then overwhelmed him and wrested his secret haze stash from his backpack. Angry wanna bee Greeks upset a baklava tray which had also been condemned by the board of health for excessive sugar due to fact sugar gas debris from Lloyd's rocket had been in the atmosphere when the baklava was being baked, JAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAj
CRAZY COLlEAGUES PLUMMET WIDE OF HAZE FIELD AND LAND IN URBAN LULO OR IS IT LOLO or is it LALO ORTO. Dismayed and frustrated at the failure of Fetty wap to gain control of Lloyds haze, wildly jealous of the Haze Kings' South Cal throne room crib, and foiled by the foibles of portapotty woe, Crazy Colleagues of Fabio Parasecoli ambushed the good natured fincador outside the New School's back alley smoke break spot. They forced him to hand over some winter tarps he'd been using to shield cherry smoothie stock trees from the sudden cold snap, believing the tarps would allow them to fall more slowly then the record jacket used by Wap, and thus retain the element of surprise when joining battle with Fat Guys and Chat Cats. However the plan went ARI jajaj and blown off course by rogue wind currents, they plummeted like WAY wide into a lulo patch belonging to Lolo's half brother Lalo. Bunch of Luna crazed Lunatics, the locals muttered. must be the cherry moon. Unless its Will Thomas Bullshit. Timo, non temo di dimenticarti!!
JJAJAJAJAJAJJAJ ok stop.
The shows were all solid sass yesterday, I dont even say sass because it was chill and cool, start to finish. The patriots got reggaed out, no one could even find their way out of the stadium, is what I heard, and then THE MOON and since behind on the lava stuff, though there is a huge amount of funny tunes which sprouted in the musical earth, even to put into a new musical called "cherry hurl: chat cats with the goods" or something like that,(chat cats tm jorbik mittens) those sets morphed the vitality theology so Im just gonna grab it and make the January review now. If you want to haze, tune in LOT RADIO. for a laugh, listen to the hater queen tune below, if you want to cry, listen to Candy isn't casual under the ADDICTION AND TREATMENT tab. FROM BRIAN SEARS TO BUDDY COP REALLY SICK chill set so far. THANKS FOR COMING and talking, totally chill. the whole conversation and show was so great, how much do we appreciate those stories about tangible ipods? SO MUCH, it is the best, even though the weather made it hard to stay connected to the stream. Yeah ci sono dei stronzate but che se ne frega? later I will riff off dadju to pay tribute to today's DJS if I can figure out the words. Idk if this is too juvenile to go into the menu bar but "my soul will have to wait" just had to holler Dion style at the hater. HAD TO. Lol. The only lyrical error is that where I said I get an Ulcer I was supposed to say my lung collapses, that was to make FGF laugh. Actually there is one other error I was supposed to say I got some haze for you instead of I got a beef with you becuase its more Jah like. In future will try to write all lyrics down beforehand
Week of Jan 13, THE HAZE PLANE CHRONICLES
hope all yall geting a big dose of VITAMINS tn so the snow wont bury u!!! In case the snowstorm which is starting around 6pm takes out the internet, there is a tune drop under ADDICTION AND TREATMENT which is boring like the other one but thats' how it goes, and there should be a fabuzzo drop because its the full moon coming soon so let me see what comes up. UPDATE: Everybody is just sick and yeah, the planets are listening. We have a sicilian corn cult in the works. b and p dropping serious heat all over the invisible city which metamorphed last night to duk the farce. AND IN CASE the 60 quejas hater is listening, just have to holler out to you rn. And anticipating you gonna say "balotelli is just a gangsta and dadju is a wanna be balotelli" well in that case kind sir/madam you are a wanna be dadju so it call kinda karmas out.
CHAT GUYS SEIZE THE GOODS Having subdued the WAP rebellion from the haze field with sugar gas weapons, Harris moved to seize the entire Palm springs district. THIS IS A HAZE OUT TAKEOVER, Lloyd warned, flanked by fellow haze masters Rain Stick and nathan. NOBODY MOVE, NOBODY GETS HAZED. (JAH JAH FOREVER.) amen. FABIO PARASECOLI, IS YOUR GO TO MAN FOR PROFESSORIAL PERMIT PEDAGOGY POLITICS!!! IF HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS WAY AROUND THE WORLD OF LEGIT ORGANIC FOOD DISTRIBUTION WHO DOES?
L is for LOT LEON LAVA LOST LLOYD LOVE and LET'S GO. (the last one is uncertain). This material is insisted on by the board of directors of the consortium of musical universities (which includes Gabuzzo U.) In other words, it's not negotiable.
WEEK OF 14 GENNARO. FRIDAY 18 Gen Whoever is on the dex rn I think Nicki S but can't see, I cant get the feed, its the Friday night cyber traffic jam (remember 4 tet in Times square, escobar? thats' what happened that night too) Giov. 17 gen We are IN THE DARK (but no one is complaining wawawawawa) so please light it up for us---lol Did Fox come for the Pork chop, the cultivated haze, the (gold) berger, (not a back room kind of deal doe) fp's spumoni canzoni or toasties Korean food truck? the "not thai gamen but just percussion" set was good too. BALTRA LOVE. Mer. 16 gen. The whole day was really great, thanks to Toshi and fawlty and Leo, this set from B wtih C and Wild Kid is just SICK, really loved. Thanks. fatik followed up ws with a river of sweet and not sour sauce causing second hand asian chicken comas among listeners. Will "bocce man' Scott lol nice start to the day so far, dat base doe!! Could be a purple haze duster drone is passing over lot radio district...we'll have to add that to the accuhazer reports. Tues. 15 gem. sanna crew skillin the dex OMGGGGGG NASTY NIGEL AND MACHEW BENTLY YOU ARE SOOOOOOO SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. WE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE you homies, you FINE FINE FINE FINE FINE FINE FINE FINE lol that's right. Just in case some of our readers have a literacy issue. And not to borrow the words of Robert Di Niro but anyone who would insult my home boys is nothing but a pig, a bozo, a national disaster, a wanna be gangsta and a mutt. Manono I was thinking about what you said about being taken seriously, and threw it out to the spirit of Grace to see if anything would come up. Well, idk if you can understand this interview and Paolo Pasolini, I mean, he's a deep guy, it's slow to grasp, but maybe the Lot is not such an unlikely place to get taken seriously, if you go to 1:12 or so, PP is saying more or less, that you can't take anything seriously in the mass commications, only when it is intimate and personal can you really communicate. He then goes on to say that he really can't speak freely because the whole language of the tv is controlled by the "new fascism" regime. It's just a thought, in case you could use it. Manono and BB are gonna Jam session the new trak "candy isn't casual" at PBVinyl in Pacific Beach, with FGF on angular guitar, and Sp providing lyrical suggestions from her walk on the wild side. if you arrive early you might get a free kinder toy....WTBS...SCR...AR...All kinds of stuff has been going on in the musicverse, while hurricane Haze cleanup continues. jm hangover has not killed the groove jm james here is the Bee video from the dominican guy, it's actually about jesus so Its not like we be breaking parole with BJ or anything. I think is dominican, he was from like the Guantanamera style WT BS was great as per the usual. maldita chinga BORIcuAUAUUAUAUAUAUUA lol listening, the art of shutting up. by madison. Sent back for revisions. SUNDAY 13 GENNAIO. PR NYC ROCKERS total jah spirit.The ghosts are gonna come now, and still feeling like I want to mouth off so I'mma slide into some homies, and sending the spirit your way. Honestly, This whole thing is like a trip. We actually changed it from Gabuzzo mafia to BJ's Musical mafia so, yeah we kinda are sliding towards a more angelic universe here. This is the calypso tumblers, I think teh rasta music they grew up with helped them learn to fly. Bonus question for extra credits in musical theology: this is really to help me, if it helps anybody else, well, that's just more guava juice on the flapjax. QUESTION: Why would we listen to the resonances of "sitting in a room"? ANSWER: to "smooth out irregularities in speech" common to yak-prone people, such as, A, the first to shout, B, never in doubt, C, don't really know what its all about, D. All of the above. D. Also, this is the guido version of reggae recipe:
wasabbii.solid dope drops. jazz smoothies all saturday long jazz so good u just want to listen not even go woo hoo lol. Mawkus is killing it on the dl ( or the dtw)per usual. It's all good, but--My new favorite tune, Reggae Recipe. just throw it in there dude stir it up see what it tastes like. LI ftw. Maybe soul brought the Lot together like Ezra. Like, "the soul collective". Or maybe just the smell of doughnuts, free beer, tostones, pizza...tacos...osso bucco..popoli fruit..mango smoothies..guava juice.. Christians CATCH HELL Jah with the sun lol. Johnny Camereri: what is life? They say bread is life...lol SABATO 12 Gennaio. 12 December, is of course La Virgen de Guadalupe and we have to pay our two months omaggio to BJ this weekend if we are pious, hopefully we is. But for all you guidos and guidettes, ghosts and ghoulettes, today is January 12, the day of the Sicilian SICARIO Saint. Why you gotta be so rude? don't u know the corleonesi are human too? Our mystical musical theology quiz regards something, you prolly don't know. But -now you do.
Its warm, ok it's warm. LOLThats for u guys Telsheen ushka call me the ganja farmer. lol thanx Felipe ustedes manyana drop some vocals or whatever on top of the trax y subirlo a ig stories lol this is so sick! that wicked and lazy tune just riffing off the whole people just do nothing stuff where NP was ghosting. I would go in there and just rude dude that pinche but I'm trying to be peaceable rn. You guys r gonna slay it tmrw night. Jammin' out with Ezra collective takeover, stir it up, peePAL lol I am SO tempted to go in there and mouth off at the ghost, DAMN I'm trying to be good. (may need to edit out that profanity later. I could just go in there and cut his brake cables and BJ gonna haze me out and drop kick my culo all the way to Jupiter, like I AINT NEVAH gonna get back rotfl. AH there goes my pride again. The noontime set was great. BC this is intensely interesting. or else, I really did go batshit.
the level of sickness just goes off the map at this party. You've heard of the zombie apocalypse but have you heard of riobamba apocalypse? It's a totally different thing, mostly local to Brooklyn. LOl. Thanks for the peaceful grooves 6pm. My video was frozen so the name is "just the sound". knock knock who there lot lot who lotta deep shine goin on jazz+jazz=all dat jazz. damn just killed the math final and u know what thats kinda like that fibonacci stuff. Through the haze we can hear its still soul time in brooklyn. soulfly and crew continue to afflict the dinner hour with sickness and dope. Jazz singer and the entire crew, we feel you, ok. That was real, chicago. So last night I vaguely saw that the Haze manna got jacked. Dinner from heaven is..maybe it's up to us too...we have to do some of the work too I guess. I still feel like Jah is pushing haze and then once people are hooked, demanding kickbacks, but here's a small contribution to Dinner theology. Its, I mean it's boring, but --thats the first time I ever considered my own musical response to anything in a serious way. It's to reinforce the LESSONS, not like anyone has to LISTEN. LOL.
9 Gen. CS--chamberlain, --deep rn, some kind of meditation thing.--Yup, feeling happy. Ad hoc, and ad lib. mercy. Mauricio yo ni entiendo si estan burlando de tu cabello but que se ne frega. Beats r sik. Aqua di Gio? Thats Armani, is he not the OG of fine fashion? I have a bottle of that that somebody gave me one time, call me stupid but I think it smells really good. Santana -- his life is interesting and he has a foundation called Milagros in california someplace, idk if felipe knows that but he might. These baltra jams are good for organizing stuff in your mind. It's possible I might figure out the dropdown menu so the material is a cherry smoothie, and not just like some cherries and milk randomly thrown together. Which still does taste good but it's better with the pits thrown out. WS that rain track pure reality rn mixed with that vocal before. And Bb what is wrong with pop tars? used to live on pop tars lol .Saluti, DJV and UD. Grazie per la musica del mattino.
8 Gen. Moral dilemma: is it wrong to use a "fake accent" and a mix of sick trax to bamboozle a valet out of the keys to a Mucielago? I mean, hypothetically of course. I'm working on some musical theology, a la curtis mayfield This is the bici from the ESPERANZA story on the volcano page, click to hear sermon. I actually have the surveillance video too where the other bike gets jacked but it has the guys face, thats' mean, isnt' it? just taking a break. AR. the whole set is good. Ok this tune --diamond in the back, sun roof top diggin the scene with a gangsta lean. This is --ok it's really cool. photay, intense. I slid in to hear that we found it out, and lost our grip--guess we're all in the same galaxy rn. Image man, way to shout out to Jennifer Vanilla. BS. Haze in effect, hazee has "ben co-op"erating as far as possible for mouthy, shiftless people to do. Nice sound. if I was gonna boost a bugatti, which I am totally not, I would totally crank this off the roof speakers. Just saying (I hope I don't get hazed out again for that wiseass remark.) SC. Mandolins..marimbas..both start with M. JAJAAJAJAJJAJJAJAJAJ Wait TD of deutschland is real? I thought you were making it up lol. Nice River view rn. People clapping, clocks clapping, hootowls hooting. NINA: die welttramforcher. chat gif, whatever that stuff is in the pan, time to share it around rn. the stir fry one, lol. haze effect took over, have no comment about shows last night although they look SICK. Still, war with the haze even about missing shows, is not wise. So good job djs, keep brooklyn lit.
7 Gen. After listening to paolo Pasolini, this thought comes to mind. Working women got into a squabble with their bosses over consumerism while consuming cake. when asked whether they would rather resign or be fired, they called Jack callahan as their spokesman. He dropped a two hour musical "screw you" on management and went home. WW. somehow it seems a good moment to groove into a cupcake lol JC not to go all cornball but was it MC who had that song about djs dropping her favorite tune at Lot Radio USA? Corn IS a native crop anyways. LOL. wuwt Cowbell. The power of the cowbell compels you. Juan McLean dude are you like an undocumented, like, puerto-paddy half breed mestizo freak? Well, we need that recipe for the next festival cuz the groove is gold WT crew, HOPE we know the way. anyways, why say "idgaf when you can say "nun m'futte cchiu. Right? LOL and-strange birds sounds really good. Rock on. salt bae? never heard of it just googled it. hey 2019 slide on down. and ok so I had no idea the rastafars knew about godspell. Or maybe they just lifted it right out of the Bible. Swear word was here but, well, trying not to cuss while bibling. LOL. that indian chant was cool. ok is this the reincarnation of jimmy cliff? This groove could flip over ten people all by itself. Samer, you sick!!! Last night it was peaceful again in the "bunker", the only pieces the angels were packing were sugar soakers? I dont get it either, but Don't shoot the messengers, I think they are only trying to help. and the peaceful spirit of BJ its easier to hear God when praying. Seems he was trying to explain that the "sprout" isnt' just a popoli tree, it's the little baby Jah who was born and is now sprouting in the earth, hopefully in our hearts if we can hear Him. Or maybe angels don't really exist, maybe I just got super high on "that haze" because Im a junkie.
6 gen Alston ALOHA GOT SOUL heard dat. that new stuff you dropped was gold, homie. I personally believe in the Last Supper, (odd, believe in God from the Rahil set) so this is not to make scorn of it but to make Jah smile. "while they were at supper and God was feeling really bad, since about to get executed, he took the cup and said hey would you look at that, its cuple two tree and its filled with night mimosas. I think we can offer some dat to these cops and they prolly wont even arrest me after all." Sorry for this don't click on it unless you have a strong stomach right now. Total businessman. Total. The magic is in the music of mogollon--If only we could grow sugary fruit trees using this mixture, it might not be so bad to roll back to "real life." without a rolls. rahil look the lion of jah,
OMG harps!! was going to repost valle my eyes adored u but --idk- so there it is anyways,-- DITT crew on keyboards Sal is blowing a horn, and the mean streets hear it, and are grateful.
WAIT...WHAT? The Rowland Review hopes that our beloved mentor Kevin is not hurt by this.
The angels will bring u cookies, and continue to transmit THELOTRADIOTSX back to the barracks here in Guantanamo Bay. We thank you all, and make particular mention of PR, not only because he plays the kind of music that rastafa godfathers listen to, but bc thanks to his sets, we discovered tune called HEAL THE PLANET by Michael Jackson
Hello, have a biscott. All is cool. Got to LOVE LOVE LOVE the DJS, and those friars back in Greenpoint too, can't forget the barristasa and bakers!. Since some of my big tall pinguini friends are Italians, and like movies, here is a quote from Francesco, Giullare di Dio.*(It means, St Francis, God's jester). LOL . "BO BO BO MOLTO DICO E POCO FO". which means HO HO HO I talk a lot but don't do anything. What are we trying to say here? well-we learned at school that Rowland's realist Review is like Rossellini and neorealism, but page is still burning in dumpster. Please be patient! Have a cookie. And if you are bored, and feeling hipsterish due to this Rossellini reference (sorry I do have a hard time hushing up) research the amazing story of "Illy" coffee and their new cast iron something which I wanted to post a pic of, but apparently it doesnt qualify as school rn. We are working out some stuff irl and do indeed heart u vm. How about that. This dumpster fire of a page will be handled shortly (although "shortly" is a relative term in Gabuzzoland). Maybe I think I know everything but irl I don't, dang it all to heck, and now I have to go get my school on.
AND NOW, A PRECAUTIONARY WORD FROM KEVIN ROWLAND'S SPIRIT ANIMAL, WHO IS NOT A SECRET FAN BUT A VERY LOUD AND VOCAL FAN OF LOT RADIO, ARE YOU ENVIOUS BECAUSE I AM GENEROUS? AND HEY GHOSTS, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO GET YOUR SOUL ON? LOL
To be clear about the lyrics to this song, Here they are: VERSE ONE: Francois valexaire, had a dream about the radio, but he could not do it solo The Friars cried. They wanted soul and who could blame them? O lloyd,hey lloyd you are my bff 112211222 come on let's sing this for the friars! RITORNELLO: Come on Lloydski, come on, come with me will u help me change the frequency? O lloyd ur the best, o I heard from the rest, at the Tiki, o come on lloydski VERSE TWO; These people round Nassau wear beaten down eyes sunk in smoke dried faces so resigned to higher rent rates but not US, no not US, we are so damn hipster clever. remember 112211222 And we can change these streets forever ...my dream has grown, but I'm all alone..these things we can do to show the barrio how we feel...We can be the change.. This track is in honor of the PAIR OF KINGS. One of the original members of the crew is a fan of "the young soul rebels", and let's just say a Kevin Rowland vocal while fascinating and unforgettable is NOT EASY to imitate The singer's voice got worn out after the first try, so that's the one we got.
Ragged as the track may be, it's still cool to think about the genesis of Lot Radio.
BE WISE: TAKE THE WISE GUY QUIZ Update (this is not a joke, this is real): After viewing his latest video and discussing it with the family, the Gabuzzos regret to inform you that Niko Drago appears to have made a deal with skin traders in order that they would bankroll him and his mom and family out of an economically depressed Bulgaria. What do we mean by that? listen to Alexandre Solzenheitsen, Brooksley Born and Yanis Varoufakis. "Get wise". Niko, stay safe. If you change your mind, you know what to do.
AFTER LISTENING TO LOT RADIO, MANY GABUZZOS SPONTANEOUSLY TRANSFORM THEIR EXPERIENCES INTO SONGS WHILE WORKING AT BENSONHURST BUGATTI. Careful listeners will note, the motive is to "buy my mom a mansion" which is a good idea, even if its communication is poorly executed.
UPDATE: It seems like Lot radio Crew might be checking out some of this material, so in honor of Veterans day (yes Samer, we were listening, and thank you!)think about this: Suppose Frankie V really had stolen the radio? If he was telling the truth over that stolen radio and giving people hope--then did he commit a crime? You just never know who might need your voice. To be clear, this video was just uploaded to Youtube over the weekend. we have not read this book, we have seen the movie, which stars Robin williams. And some of us may have understood that movie differently than others, depending on their own experiences.
Breaking news: The FBI has reported, better late than never, that notorious music pirate Francois "Frankie V" (sometimes aka "Pourquois Pas?" due to his optimistic outlook) Valexaire left chief underboss Lloyd the Legend (sometimes aka Lloydski, generally) in charge of the place while he went to Europe to confer with "associates". Frankie V had been advised to make a personal appearance to do damage control at the polished presentation forum TED TALKS. (Moreover, highly respected L.A. area consigliere Biker Bob noted that some of the Gabuzzos needed to beef up their grammar skills and stuff like that and noted that other panelists at the symposium included the Online School Ensemble, or Ensemble! L'ecole du future. Frankie, son, he said, that's an offer you can't refuse. Somehow, despite the fact that Lloyd threw a open bar party in Lot radio District as a decoy, and advertized free beer and lifelong passes to Tiki disco, persistent Belgian paparazzi tailed Frankie to a clandestine gourmet watering hole in the back alleys of Liege, where they got this scene on camera:
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GABUZZO OF THE WEEK: Christine "Gypsy Queen" Gabuzzo, who is a folk hero amongst the down town Gabuzzos after liberating govermnet contractor and intel expert Reality Winner from a holding cell in the basement of the NYC Corte Supremo Federale or whatever they call that place. In a Matilda-esque move, Gypsy disguised herself as a pizza delivery girl and snuck past the metal detectors by bribing CO's with slices, then blew the lock off the cell with a patented Gabuzzo TM Garglic grenade, so odiferous the door essentially turned into volcanic dust and blew away. Meanwhile, Tak "toots" Gabuzzo assembled a trumpet flash mob, to lure Norman "meth head" away from his office with Brandenburg concertos. Meth head's notorious weakness for Bach and Beethoven got the best of him and he left his post AWOL to catch a whiff of the music. Gypsy and Reality then traded sweaters with some cops, tranquilly returned to Stansfields "public ie no right to liberty" bathroom and timewarped back to Lot Radio district, where in all likelihood they can be found if you know where to look. Oddly, Stansfield never had to answer AWOL charges and was able to bamboozle his way out of the charges of "prisoner escaped on your leave" by giving a few of Gypsy QUeens sweaters to the judge. One has to wonder, did he buy his way into the University of Kushner where he picked up a penchant for wearing Armani duds? More Later but you heard it here first.
QUESTION: how does the Gabuzzo mythology relate to the real life mission of THE VALANGA DI VITA? aka LEON'S LANDSLIDE OF LIFE? or does it?
ONE: It is the discovery and description of a world after the fashion of JRR Tolkien, (who is one of the the teachers of LEONS,)a world which apparently already exists in some dimension, and in which EUCATASTROPHE can be found.
TWO: In Leon, the Profesional, Leon's initial inclination to either let Matilda die, or kill her to get rid of the responsibility, or let her kill herself, was turned into a positive force that was able to save Matilda and of course, be saved by Matilda since if Matilda had not knocked on his door and said, Please, open the door, he never would have gone on the adventure in the first place. The Valanga di Vita is the incarnation of Leon's and Matilda's transformation in real life.
WHO'S YOUR DUDDY? someone queried. It's a good question-- gabuzzos everywhere would probably shout "the Lotfather" but scherzi aparte, famiglia, the Padrone of all gabuzzos Is Padre Pio of Pietrelcina, who most gabuzzos don't think of as a saint but as a "good guy". (this is actually a true story, since many gabuzzos knew his family personally back in the day and I with my own ears heard the Padrino say "he was a good guy.". In fact Milk Dud is usually tuned in at 530 AM EST if the connection is good, to listen to the words of wisdom. If you still doubt the cultural chasm between rich and poor, even among the saints, consider this: a friend of Saint Pope John Paul II (who was so rich in resources he spent like 25 years in school,) Wanda Potalska, was a psychiatrist with cancer and Wojytla by coincidence had visited Pio while writing a thesis on mysticism in school. Well I'll be a hop toad if after Wojytla got promoted up to a big seat in the Church, the shrink wasn't mystically healed by Padre Pio. Mystically, becuase Pio never left his town and because he healed her without "medical inntervention"-or maybe it was just a more efficient form of "medical intervention". After the war Wanda was able to travel to Gargano to thank him, and the refined woman was so flabbergasted by the poverty of Pio's Paese that she told the bus driver "this cannot be the right place" whereupon the ginzo replied, 'oh yeah, lady, this is "the place". JAJAJ but also true. IF you are not feeling religiously inclined, and just want to laugh, check out the DUDDY of the Valanga di Vita, Leon Montagna in: LEON AND MATILDA SPRING BREAK PHOTO MONTAGE on the other page:HERE. It's titled LEON LEARNS TO READ.
OK IT IS NOT VETERANS DAY, teh Gabuzzos were never big on time. I mean sure they DO time, but JAJAJAJJA Ok there has been a lot of shouting for top 40 so we present without further adieu, the ROSARNO ROCKERS and a satirical video our crew made about Trump a while back which was released on VOLCANOVISION with the title DAYS OF GREED. which is just venting because Trump is a child of God like everybody else and we are not here to start fights after all
It's Veterans' Day, voting day is coming up for a lot of people. Here due letture on civil disobeience as it relates to the Civil war and the War between the USA and Mexico. Some of us gabuzzos are trying to commit these events and philosophies to our memory,(wow, what a dull tool that is!).
a powerful prayer for certain "underage"veterans whose names will likely never be remembered, but whose lives are in our hands. THis is not a statement against anyone but FOR EVERYONE. We are intelligent and kind enough to stop this, if we really want to. But only together can we do it. The song is written in the dialect of sardegna, which is an island near Sicily but with fewer people and consequently less commercialization and loss of native culture. Thus, the dialect of Sardegna seems to be robust in this song which was screened at San Remo-gabuzzo, back in the day.
HEY PEOPLE, IF SOMEBODY WANTS TO PASS ME A FABUZZO VETERANS DAY EDITION, COOL, THE WORD PROCESSOR WONT DOWNLOAD ON THIS PC RN JEFF HAS THE EMAIL AND THE CHOCOLATE PROJEcT, JUST ScROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE MORTUARY LINK "SO YOU WANT TO BE A GABUZZO", THIS WEEK'S AUDITION TRACK IS FROM THE MONTE PULCIANO BAND SOME GABUZZOS ALSO FLED THE BORDER KERFUFFLE IN A NON DESCRIPT PICK UP TRUCK WHILE COVERING VICENTE FERNANDEZ SO THEY COULD ENTER THEIR PIECE IN THE SHOW, SO THE MUSIC GOT CUT SHORT AND THIS BREAKING NEWS REPORT CAN BE OBSERVED BELOW
The Gabuzzo of the week is Hunter Hunt Hendriz-Gabuzzohohenstaufen Austrio Hungary, a little known classical music virtuoso and philosophical bon vivant who was popular at underground cheese factories and offshore vineyards He attempted to screen his metal opera "Gotterdamm the Effing commercialization of everything, including music" at the Palm D'or steak house Veterans Day Lot Wrap Party. While drinking homemade wine made by unknown gabuzzo wine freaks using extremely dull tools (think: bare feet), Hendrix was suddenly escorted off the premises along with close associate Abel "Paisan" Gabuzzo-Ferrara by corporate police who feared the dynamic duo might bring down the whole economic market. They were accused of foul language and drinking unpasteurized liquor in a public place and their liquor was confiscated by police who said, DAMN THAT SHIT IS GOOD and proceeded to drink the whole barrel while eating unpasteurized cheese they had confiscated from Francois' uncle over in Ghent or wherever. However, not to worry since Lloyds buddies LUH which stands for Lloyd under Hypnosis or is it Lost Under Heaven, quickly appeared shucking bootleg sunglasses from a Morroccan wheelcart they had knocked over in Lazio. While the police rushed to grab the shades, LUH overturned the cart into rush hour vacation traffic, and shrieked OH DEAR DID WE DO THAT? O HEAVENS TO MURGARTROY, allowing Hunter to time warp back to Lot Radio District where he was given a plate of Brattwurst by some Russian associates of Frankie V.
(CONFIDENTIAL TO DILETTANTE EURO-INTELLECTUAL HIPSTER GABUZZALOTS and, generally, any Gabuzzos who feel like thinking today: thought for the holy day: Emmannuel Brunatto: Mobster, Sheister, Saint, You decide. Watch Abel Ferrara's Searching for Padre Pio, an unknown cult classic available below free of charge by clicking on the Movie studio door.) HAPPY HALLOWEEN, LOT RADIO! FROM ALL US GABUZZOS: AT THE PLACE, OUT OF TOWN OR ON THE LAM, IN THE BIG HOUSE, ON THE ROAD OR AT THE VILLA OR SIMPLY DOWN AT BIKER BOB"S EATING LINGUINE AND TRADING GHOST STORIES EVEN THE SAINT GABUZZOS AND THE GHOSTS OF GABUZZOS PAST ARE WITH YOU! WE LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH!!! TODAYS GOSPEL OF GABUZZO: It may surprise you to learn that Gabuzzos often hear the mass every day. Today's story: (slightly riffed on for all saints day) Jesus rolled up to the gates of hell on a donkey because the mazerati wAND BUsTED the place wide open, threw the devil into the sea to take a bath, and rescued all woebegone Gabuzzos, even those with mile long rap sheets, and took them back to the place. Amen.
ST JUDE'S FEAST ANNOUNCEMENT: THE VANITY FABUZZO UPLOADS HAVE CAUSED A CRASH IN THE SYSTEM (IT'S A VERY SOPHISTICATED SISTEM TOO WE MIGHT ADD (in terms of human power) SINCE IT IS STAFFED BY A WHOLE BOATLOAD OF RADICALLY SOPHISCIATED GOULETTES. YEAH. FOR GABUZZOS ALL OVER THE WORLD THOUGH, THIS IS THE DAY WHEN THEIR HERO, THE GOODLY FERE, (and you can read about that if you dont know who it is) DISGUISED AS NOTHING MORE THAN A FISHER KING, (yup, you can read about that too) BLEW OUT OF THE GRAVEYARD IN A MAssiVE EXPLOSIoN OF LOVE< WHICH IS WAY STRONGER THAN DEATH.(as for that assumption you might want to try it for yourself.) And we dont have any audition tracks either until we fix the glitch but in honor of the Gabuzzi who sailed with Colombus, got scared as anything but then stuck around and "married into the Gabuzzo tribe" so to speak, listen to Lou Monte, Please Mister Colombus available for free on Youtube.
GABUZZOS DROP FIRST BATCH OF PIZZA WISE FRANCHISE LOT POPS INTO WITCHES CALDRON, RESULT IS WAY TOO BITTER FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION
BELIEVING THAT THE FULL MOON WOULD HELP THEM GET A SLOT AT THE DAN DAMIANO ST JUDE PIZZAWISE EXTRAVAGANZA, IMPROMPTU GABUZZU ENSEMBLOES FLOODED GREENPOINT AND TRAMPLED PATRONS IN BID TO BE DISCOVERED BY FRANKIE V OR LLOYD THE LEGEND THANKS ARE SHOUTED OUT TO LOT RADIO, TO FRIARS, AND TO SAINT FRANCIS, BECAUSE WE DID A NOVENA TO ST FRANCIS AND ASKED FOR HELP WITH TECHNICAL LEGAL ISSUES, AND WE RECEIVED HELP. ST FRANCIS, WE LOVE YOU VERY MUCH! NOW, A NOVENA TO THE SAINT OF LOST CAUSES, GIUDA. A CHI BENE CREDE, DIO PROVEDDE
GABUZZO OF THE WEEK: (FOR GABUZZI FEATURED IN PAST VIGNETTI, SEE THE FAMILY PAGE MEET THE GABUZZOS) Spurge Pie Man Gabuzzo. Spurge's discreet hands on (or is it in) the till(er) governing style has charmed Lot bakery Patrons for years. While he is listed at local Post Offices as "croissant racket underboss", not much is known of Pie man, apart from a few cracker crunch crumbs which were collected by Hungry FBI agents, and fell out of hte chain of custody while down at ONe P P. (a lot of the cops got to smelling like almond paste at around this time.) it has previously been noted that Ruby Beau Yeax, former sicario, and Quentin Dumbell, former police car thief, had planned to partner with pie man and open up a small caffe prior to the Parisian Croissant Riots and that subsequent to these, Beau Yeux showed up in NYC working for Old Tony at a non descript bakery on Mulberry Street. Insiders believe the trio met since Pie Man manned the ovens at that locale, and his pastries produced lines around the earth starting at 4:45 am. In an egregious blunder, the FBI accused him of"cooking the books", hence the notation in a Federal Indictment "receipts for contraband pies burned up in cooking books fire".
Felipe Cumbia Man Gabuzzo, immortalized in the ballad "Estoy Haciendo Placas A tu Gusto, Official" which was performed at the Gabuzzo Got Talent set as an audition track for SO YOU WANT TO BE A GABUZZO sindicated show. It is rumored that he supplied all the amped up merengue, bachata and cumbia tracks for the real FAST AND FURIOUS crew, and provided the grips and camera crew with custom yacht service during filming, which leads some to call him "DON FELIPE", At 24,342 crossings, not including empanada runs, Felipe also holds the record for border crossings "quare clausum fregit" and "subpoena duces sancocho". He accomplishes this by cueing up a cumbia track, which invariably charms the ICE officials as if Cumbia man were the Pied Piper of Nogales. It seems the renegade dancer was even able to bamboozle his way out of a Federal detention facility where he had landed after referring to an ICE cop as "el pinche gordo" and had been making Vanity Plate Fabuzzo covers to get early parole. He was able to escape by hosting Cumbia classes in teh common area of hte prison. LA MIGRA got so into the classes they began to use them as a tranquilizer whenver riots broke out over moldy bologna sandwiches (and the jail serves a lot of those, believe me.) During one such class, Felipe Cumbiad his way into a laundry van and hid under a pile of old gym socks, which to be honest how many people would be able to do, and thus escaped the prison compound for good.
He can be found at Lot Radio dropping tunes but we have no idea what he looks like. APPLICATIONS ARE NOW BEING ACCEPTED TO BE BIG AL GABUZZO'S CONSIGLI GLI IERE. To clear up recent slandreous rumors, Big Al is not Al Capone, but Big Al Gavone, which is a dialectual variant on the common word Guaglione, or "guy". Please submit a diploma in the form of a platinum bugatti hubcap engraved "KNOWS STUFF" along with A CV also in the same format, engraved "HAS DONE STUFF." to a mail drop at "a certain place" in Bensonhurst. We'll be in touch.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE AUDITION TRACK OF THE SO YOU WANT TO BE A GABUZZO PRODUCTION FROM SUNDAY AFTERNOON!!
HOT OFF THE PRESSES THE COLOMBUS DAY EDITION OF VANITY PLATE FABUZZO, DESIGNED AND PRODUCED BY INMATES AT RIKERS ISLAND!! SO YOU WANT TO BE A GABUZZO COLD AUDITIONS ARE BEING FILMED THIS SUNDAY AFTER DINNER AT "THE PLACE", (please enter through the back door). WHICH MEANS MOST GABUZZI WILL BE SNOOZING OFF LASAGNA AND GRAPE, AND ANYBODY HAS A FAIR CHANCE TO GET ON THE SHOW. BIKER BOB HAS ASKED COUPLE TWO T'REE TO BE THE JUDGES, AND TO ENCOURAGE REPENTANT CAR THIEVES, THERE IS NO FEE. COME PREPARED TO SING "WHO STOLE MY NEW BUGATTI", "AH, SHADDAPPAU FACE" (ROLLING PINS NOT PROVIDED) OR IF YOU LEAN MORE TOWARD OPERA, "MAMMA". THOSE WITH A RAP SHEET WILL BE PERMITTED TO SING "BAD BOYS" The theme from COPS, OR IF THEY SPEAK GABUZZESE, "DON RAFFAE" by FABE. To register ahead (and for a free pizza pie), call 1 800 AMMAZZA. THIS WEBSITE USES "COOKIES" OR "BISCOTTI" AND BY USING THIS WEBSITE I AGREE TO ACCEPT COOKIE AND IN FACT ALL THE GABUZZOS, AND TO ALWAYS RESPECT THE FAMILY. IF I FAIL IN THIS I CONSENT TO HAVE MAMMA TELL ME TO SHADDAPA MY FACE. I UNDERSTAND MY RIGHT TO SHADDAPAMYFACE AND DO NOT NEED TONY NECKTIE TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME.
IF ANY OF THIS SEEMS --WELL--OVERCOMPLICATED, please listen to the Song C is for COOKIE courtesy of Lot DJ Isaac Basker.
LOOK OUT FOR OUR NEW HORROR NOVEL "A BOOSTED BUGATTI THIS WAY COMES" DROPPING JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN, PART OF THE HORROR FRANCISE "PIZZAWISE" ABOUT A CRAZY COOK WHO HAUNTS THE TUNNELS UNDER BENSONHURST IN A GHOSTLY MUSCLE CAR
AMID INFORMATION VOLCANO ON ISLAND OF MUZZARREDDU, FIRST RESPONDERS MELONGE AND COOKIE SEARCH FOR STRANDED GABUZZOS GARBABNZOS, FAVAS, FIGS AND AND WATERMELONS BELIEVED TO BE A TOTAL LOSS AS INSURANCE COMPANIES SCRAMBLE TO AVOID BANKRUPTCY
RARE ARCHIVED VIDEO FROM SAN DIEGO HIGH CATCHES LOTFATHER BIKER BOB AND HIS HIGH SCHOOL BAND "I SCICAREDDI" PERFORMING LIVE AT CARMINE'S CANTINA IN THE REMOTE MOUNTAIN TOWN OF $$%##^^^
The song "famille" by Jean Jacques Goldman Gabuzzo is dedicated in thanks to Frankie V Valexaire-Gabuzzo, for his gift to all of us. (Goldman is so named because his crew cornered the gold market after the Bretton Woods agreement and rigged it all in favor of Biker Bob's Gold edition Ducatis) They did also allot some to Air Force one to trim all the wheelwells, peanut trays, and whatnot, but the price was jacked WAYYY up. hehe. The lyric video is for those gabuzzos who can read. Those who can't, just listen hard! This week the spear of Destiny has been thrown and is in flight to its destination. All Gabuzzos are praying that the Big Gabu piles good vibes all over the Gabuzzo project from his headquarters in Monte Sant Angelo de Gargano. In such a way that we are buried inside a mountain of love and nothing unloveable can find us! Also this week, we give thanks to all Godfathers regardless of their DNA or as Goldman says "Tu es de ma famille, bien plus que celle du sang. English: You are my family, more than a family of blood. To the real padrino, known only as "The sicilian", for his great love and joy and The Saturday singalongs we all shared in NYC. All Gabuzzos are traditionally taught to respect the family, and if they "gotta no respect" they are simply told to shaddapayu face" as manifested in the below candid video with BEP Gabuzzo on vocals. Video was taken at Carmines Fine Wine at an undisclosed location somwhere in
RESPECT THE FAMILY. GRAZIE The video next to Bep shows his good friend singing a song to Padre Pio at the same locale. We also want to thank Padre Pio whose feast day was September 23, the BIG GABU, whose feast is September 29, and the Serafino Father Francis, whose feast day is October 4, click the flaming spear of destiny if you want to thank them with us. The safe house for certain Gabuzzi came into our possession one year ago on September 22. Grazie, Papa. And if you're not into that, celebrate Bilbo Baggins' Birthday which is fictional but who cares? We get cake. Think about it.
IN THE BELOW VIDEOS WE SEE SMALL FRY FROM THE CALAMARI KITCHENS ASSISTING IN THE BAMBOOZLEMENT AND THE PERILOUS TRIPODI-GABUZZO CREW HIDING OUT IN THE HINTERLANDS AFTER DUCKING THE PAPARAZZIS (OR WAS IT THE PATRULLAS?) UNFORTUNATELY THE VOCALIST FORGOT TO DITCH THE HOODIE SO IT MIGHT BE TRACEABLE TO LOT RADIO. SORRY.
FABUZZO PAPERWORK ONGOING WEEK OF SEPT 17
SEPTEMBER 11-- LET US REMEMBER.
SEPTEMBER 13-23, SAN GENNARO ON MULBERRY STREET, COME DRINK CAMPARI AND CHERRY BRANDY, EAT ZEPPOLI, CALAMARI, GABAGOOL, AND FIG DUDS, AND HEAR LIVE BANDS DION AND THE GABUZZOS, AND THE FABULOUS FABUZZI!! PIRATED RECORDINGS AVAILABLE! DISCOUNTS FOR ANY GABUZZI/LOTTERS WHO DANCE LIKE ORIGINAL GANGSTAS For details on the real San Gennaro, Patron of Napoli, call 1-800-FRGUIDO COMING SOON-FABUZZO COMIC BOOKS AND FUGAZZI CHEAT SHEATS
note: there is no Fugazzi cheat sheet for boosting bugattis with the gabuzzo bros. This course was only recently transcribed to writing, and was traditionally given in the form of tarantellas sung by Da Fix and friends and sometimes backed up with accordions