BREAKING NEWS: Associated Press, New York City, Sunday December 23, Manhattan area health clinics have noticed a disturbing new trend on the busy holiday streets: lloyd fever.
This mimics the closely related but harmless illness known as DJ fever.
In the primliminary stages, symptoms of both may include relatively harmless behavior such as wandering around saying "where the fugazzi is Palto Flats or Where the fugazzi is WTBS."
However there is a particularly dangerous strain known as Lloyd fever, in the latter stages of which, those afflicted may fall down flights of stairs and roll out windows or laugh in pure delight at absolutely nothing after catching sight of Lloyd.
In the final terminal phase, the victim goes into a trance of unknown origin, and often cannot tell the difference between Lloyd and the full moon.
To date, there is no cure.
Saturday October 20, 2018. This is the latest update in the Guava Juice case.